Instantly Instantly Never Never

I have exactly 20 minutes allotted to myself………for time on the computer. I couldn’t choose between posting a new post that has been waiting patiently for its day in the sun….or visiting only 1/4 of my lovely blogging friends. (Cuz that’s all 20 minutes gets me). Continue reading

All Rights Reserved*

All Rights Reserved*

All Rights Reserved* (Photo credit: no3rdw)

I just clicked on a picture that I found on Tumblr. It took me to the Photograher/ Artist’s Website that took the photo. Just for fun, I right clicked on the photo, as if to download it, and THIS is what I got: Continue reading

You’re so Vain, You probably think this Post is about YOU

And it is.

I’m a blessed girl. I have wonderful friends in this BlogLand. And, I didn’t see that part coming. I was a  recovering Facebook/ Text- Aholic looking for another outlet for all these WORDS inside my head. I didn’t expect to cyber meet awesome folks from all over the world, and to feel like I know them, and even more, that THEY know ME.

Photography by Sarah Wilmer

For whatever reason, I have a loyal bunch of fellow bloggers, and I keep getting nominated for awards. You guys know who you are. And I love you to the moon and back. When I see my award, and that someone highlighted ME on their page, it’s like Christmas morning, age 7 when I got that really cool dollhouse  all over again.

Usually these awards have rules, like nominating other blogs, and then telling about yourself. Which would be super fun, except for the fact, that I do have my I GOT FRIENDS  page already. Those are the peeps that I would nominate.

And then, the fun facts about yourself. I am blushing here, because it’s kind of like asking Oprah to tell us for the 300th time about her weight loss experiences.

I’ve already covered ME. Good golly, do I LOVE to talk about ME. Let’s list all the posts that are about Me, MYSELF, and I.

  1. About (obviously. I don’t fault myself for that one. Everyone is supposed to have one of those)
  2. I’m a Mermaid
  3. Confessions of a Silly Girl
  4. I love……..
  5. A Few of My Favorite Things

Oh my. I’m stopping. This is more than even I  had realized. Plus, we are getting into territory of OLD posts. The ones where I was oblivious to PARAGRAPHS. I don’t want you guys snooping around those.

Anywho, back to my lovely friends. You guys are the BEST. I was just bragging about y’all on someone else’s blog today. Thank you so much for the attention. It’s gone straight to my head. In the words of Avril Lavigne..Oooohhh Ooooooh ooooooh….you’re so good to me….baby. Baaaaaaaaby. She also sings about wanting to lock you up in her closet. To be clear, I’m only referring to the You’re so good to me part.

Ah heck. Do you need to hear this song? Fine. But don’t get any ideas about putting your hand in my pocket. Again: It’s JUST the You’re so good to me part that makes any sense with this post. Also, ignore the name of the song: HOT.

I’m sliding down a slippery slope here.

Do NOT push that button

I seriously need to pull myself away from this computer. I have swimmy things floating around in my eyes.

I asked my friend Dotty Headbanger about it.

She said it was too much computer.

Which is a relief. Because I thought it was too much Diet Coke.

But I’m just in the happyest* space today about my lovely blogging friends.
Especially the ones that liked me before, when I really stunk and didn’t even separate my words into paragraphs.

I probably separate too much now. I’m over correcting. Oh well. It’s a journey, right?

Well, anyway… dear Dotty that has been my Blogging BFF ever since I started out, has had the brilliant idea of starting a separate blog, made to get you, the average blogger…..


It’s true.

Push this button right here: and go add your blog. It’s a good deal, I promise.

And press FOLLOW.

But, whatever you do, do NOT press THIS button:

I love Dotty.

*Note: Yes, I KNOW I misspelled HappYness. I refuse to drop the Y and add I. It gives me happyness to spell it that way. I would like to urge all readers, Please don’t take the Y out of happy.

I’m appalled

Dear WordPress:

I’ve done some investigating. I started thinking it odd, that the bloggers that I go visit and leave little comments for, were not saying anything back to me.

How rude!

Well, sometimes there is nothing to say,  and a return comment is not called for. Kind of like the bit of craziness that prompts people to send a thank you card for a gift they received in person.

I’m all about manners. But come on.

The comments I’m talking about, are the kind where you ask a question, or say something so fabulous, you can’t wait to hear what they said to THAT.

I used to get a notification when those bloggers would talk back to me in my comments.

No more.

Are you ticked off at me? Are you trying to get me paranoid?

Ok. I mean more paranoid.

Is it that Freshly Schmesly  post where I got a little sassy?

I do apologize.

Please fix my notifications. Cuz it’s really hard to remember all the blogs I hopped around to.


Lisa Freshly-Pressed- To- Complain Carr ♥

P.S. For any of my friendy bloggers…if it appears I was ignoring you in one of your replies..I wasn’t. I was in the corner crying because I thought you were ignoring me. Which is kind of like Romeo and Juliet. Tragic and sad.

P.S.S.S I wonder if I’ve been put on a list because I’ve spoken out against WordPress. I’m contacting the lady in this article. If SHE has ever complained about WP, I think I may be onto something.