My Facebook status yesterday
I just busted an old dude *littering* in my town. Throwin crap outta his car as he putzed down main.
My daughter hid as I confronted him.
I do feel sorry for my kids. But come ON!! Littering is so 1977.
For clarification, we live in a very small town. I call it Mayberry, like the small, lazy town on the Andy Griffith show. Kids ride bikes with fishing poles strapped on their backs, mothers push strollers full of kicking babies on quiet sidewalks, and shop owners really do wave at you as you drive by. It is a wonderful place to live and raise children.
Chucking stuff out your window is just BatPoop Crazy. Seriously, buddy, I’m right behind you going 15 miles an hour. Real smooth. I went a little AUNT BEA on this guy, and like all of my thoughts and actions, they must be shared. Facebook works well for small outbursts like these.
My friend, who went to school with me, posted THIS on my wall, in response to my status. Thank you MW, you are one crazy dude. Very entertaining.Just outside [Mayberry] today , Retired 5th grade Hall Monitor Carr is seen chasing down said subject for a Gobstopper wrapper violation….
Unfortunate Geezer was apprehended and taken into custody while the hoveround was impounded….
Carr’s daughter is yet to speak to her, we think she is still hiding….