Dear Weird Blogger Dude,
You are being Lewd
in my comments.
I’ve blacklisted you.
I put your words in the trash where they belong.
Shoo I say!
You are weird.
I bet you have a beard.
And not the GQ kind.
You are gross and causing strife.
I feel sorry for your wife.
Do you have nothing else to do?
I suggest you find something, or someone’s gonna SUE
your creepy butt.
The only mistake I made was being nice
and replying twice.
Hit the road Jack
and don’t come back
Cuz you are twisted and strange,
and I have friends that hang out at the shooting range.